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i'm a 24 year old ex-academic trying to their shit together one reblog at a time.

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princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Oh god I am having flashbacks

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vinebox:

When your girl comes home from the club drunk as hell…

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I really hate academia god fuck

Tagged by: dontswallow
Name: Rishi
Nickname: Rish, Riri, Riru 
Birthday: July 20th
Gender: basically teenage boy who feels bad about not being girly
Sexuality: *makes vague hand gestures*
Height: 5’6” 
Time Zone: PST
What time and date is it there: September 2nd, 4:05 PM, 2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night: Pretty normal these days (6-8hrs), so long as I’m not partying
The last thing I googled was: cancer zodiac quality (Ryan’s interest has rubbed off on me a lot).
First word that comes to mind: Nail polish (I am chipping away at it right now)
What I last said to a family member: ”See ya later”
One place that makes me happy and why: playgrounds in the middle of the night because i am the drunk weirdo who pees there.
How many blankets i sleep under: Usually one big duvet, and another fluffy one in the winter (I get really cold).
Favorite beverage: Coke zero or green tea slush.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: That recent one with Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt (it was bad but at least the sex I had during was ok). 
Something I plan on learning: I really want to learn Russian and how to play the piano!
A piece of advice for all my followers: Be kind to one another.
You have to listen to this song: Tori Amos - Winter is a song that holds a special place in my heart. Plus I’ve had it on repeat for a lot of today.
My blog(s): mmmm i have a blog where i am shamelessly shallow, and another where i type out my really problematic thoughts so i can work through them without offending anyone.

I tag: everyone that sees this can go for it if they want.

Anonymous asked: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

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iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

Sober September: this means no more booze and a lot more tea.

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affably:

Backbone by Heather Gabel

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